Pastor J's Thots

no he didn't!

2009-11-05T09:14:32.315-05:00

no he didn't!

I have been laughing for ten minutes. Very funny....

2009-05-08T10:53:00.000-04:00

I have been laughing for ten minutes. Very funny.

Maybe on our 25th anniversary we can renew our vow...

2009-01-28T01:21:00.000-05:00

Maybe on our 25th anniversary we can renew our vows at Taco Bell!

NOT!!

I was the cowboy who wrote this story. lol. So tru...

2008-12-03T11:29:00.000-05:00

I was the cowboy who wrote this story. lol. So true. There was a time in the church when the heart of people is what mattered. I hope and pray we get back to that before we turn the whole world away from Jesus.

Stop thinking and live. One "thot" away from brill...

2008-11-17T14:46:00.000-05:00

Stop thinking and live. One "thot" away from brilliance here in the high country of Banner Elk. This morning I drove by the mountain you tried to get me to ski on. Shameless.

Could you give me God's email address? I didn't kn...

2008-11-13T11:14:00.000-05:00

Could you give me God's email address? I didn't know He had one. It must be reserved for more privileged followers of Christ.

Nobody can tell it like Regan!

2008-09-13T15:46:00.000-04:00

Nobody can tell it like Regan!

Sign me up!

2008-07-08T15:16:00.000-04:00

Sign me up!

Where did Jarrod's blog go? Who hijacked the "One ...

2008-06-06T10:41:00.000-04:00

Where did Jarrod's blog go? Who hijacked the "One Thot Away From Brilliance"?

I don't think he got any cookies after that.

2008-06-02T14:10:00.000-04:00

I don't think he got any cookies after that.

One 'thot' away from brilliance... You never cease...

2008-05-20T12:26:00.000-04:00

One 'thot' away from brilliance... You never cease to amaze me. btw, I love your profile pic. Nifty little trick, you getting into that iPod. It's shameless who they'll let in an iPod these days. Be blessed.

Nice, when I die you have my permision to make my ...

2008-05-19T12:31:00.000-04:00

Nice, when I die you have my permision to make my body do that.

A "Chuck Martin" classic. He told me this one in h...

2008-05-14T09:39:00.000-04:00

A "Chuck Martin" classic. He told me this one in his typical southern fashion like only he can.

They were hysterical. Now I know what to say to N...

2008-05-07T09:46:00.000-04:00

They were hysterical. Now I know what to say to Nikolas.

WOW! Yo' Mama taught you a lot.

2008-05-07T09:12:00.000-04:00

WOW! Yo' Mama taught you a lot.

My friend grew up in a town so small it only had t...

2008-04-03T14:22:00.000-04:00

My friend grew up in a town so small it only had two numbers in the zip code. The 'enter' and 'leaving' signs were on the same post.

And still I said "Yes" to you...

2008-02-07T11:51:00.000-05:00

And still I said "Yes" to you...

Well, well it is good that you are still out there...

2008-01-26T19:29:00.000-05:00

Well, well it is good that you are still out there. This was a good idea, glad the wife thought of it. But just to be a little serious. I have used the new version of the last supper. Had'em going for awhile. It made them think of truly unique that was to the group. Have you ever read/heard the story about wanting a doughnut?

Nice thought. I would use some BIG words to descri...

2008-01-03T14:51:00.000-05:00

Nice thought. I would use some BIG words to describe my thoughts. But I decided against that. I didn't want you to have to look up some words you may not understand. Great blog. Keep it up.

PS I'm going to get a elephant.

I just say... you should politely ask her to move....

2008-01-03T05:28:00.000-05:00

I just say... you should politely ask her to move. If she is such an annoyance, people shouldnt be afraid to talk to her. Maybe suggest she enters the church using the 2 wide doors in the front so as not to cause any destruction to the single doors.

I'm sure it's not her fault, but it is what it is. I think she used to come to my church. I think her name was Bertha...

Now that you mentioned it, I'm kinda jealous. I've...

2008-01-02T20:21:00.000-05:00

Now that you mentioned it, I'm kinda jealous. I've never seen an elephant in church. Now that you posted this everybody will want one.

So I guess I know what the elephant is for me in m...

2008-01-02T19:50:00.000-05:00

So I guess I know what the elephant is for me in my church. It is always getting in my way when I am there to worship. It is such a distraction.