Friday, January 18, 2008

BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006

BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:


War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Oklahoma
's construction program!

Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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